we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
