There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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