I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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