But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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