i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Two words: blizzard sex
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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