they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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