In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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