Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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