his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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