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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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