Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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