is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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