Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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