The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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