For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You are a genius and a whore.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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