Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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