Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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