Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Acid is not a monday night drug
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
then he tried to convert me to islam
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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