I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
as a side note pls kill me
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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