is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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