Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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