sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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