sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
this boner is exhausting
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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