what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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