come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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