I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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