how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
