She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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