just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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