is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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