Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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