Who wears a wallet chain?!
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize
