Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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