is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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