This girl is more easily done than said...
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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