I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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