Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I forgot how hot balto sounded
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
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