For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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