Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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