I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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