this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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