16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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