I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Randomize
