We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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