Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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