Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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