I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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