kristin has been a bad kristin
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Im part way to drunk.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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