But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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