Whod you bang
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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