I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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