i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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