Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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