I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
