Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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