Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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