she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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