I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Do vagina's smell?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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