His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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