why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
He felt like a one man threesome
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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